Cucumbers, like most crops, start with the seed. Unlike most crops, however, greenhouse cucumber seeds come at quite a high price, nearly fifty cents each (that’s if you buy a thousand; at small quantities, they run almost a dollar). Cucumber plants, like everything in the melon family (cucumbers, squash, zucchini, melons, watermelons), have both male and female flowers, and require pollination to set fruit. The cucumber plants we grow are gynecious, meaning that they have no male flowers, and parthenocarpic, meaning they can produce fruit without pollination; the parent plants have to through very specific growing conditions and treatments to produce a viable seed.
To grow great cucumbers, we produce all of ours in the greenhouse. Once upon a time, we grew normal outdoor cucumbers, but we were so infatuated with the greenhouse type that the outdoor cukes simply got left in the field. Indoors, we can produce slender, seedless, thin-skinned cucumbers with outstanding flavor that never get seedy.
Our cucumber season starts in mid-April, when we sow the seeds in 2-inch pots, and place the pots in a germination chamber in the greenhouse. As soon as the seeds begin to sprout, we move them to the warmest spot in the greenhouse. About 24 days after we sow them, we transplant the cucumbers into one of our unheated greenhouses, where we cover them with a light fabric for additional warmth and protection. The cucumbers are extremely sensitive about transplanting, so we always make a point of singing to them as we set them out; our success rate increased by about twenty percent when we first adopted the song, “Sweet Caroline,” as our transplanting theme.
Most greenhouse cucumbers are grown in a hydroponic system, one that uses a sterile growing medium and provides a fertilizer mixture to the plants through a water-based nutrient solution. I just don’t think we’re smart enough to know everything the cucumber wants, so we grow ours in the soil. I think you can taste the difference.
By early June, we remove the fabric and tie strings from pieces of rebar laid across the rafters down the base of the cucumber plants. We used to tie the string onto the plants, but then we discovered these nifty little plastic clips that grasp the twine and encircle the plants. Cucumber plants are trained to one stem by pruning out any side shoots (we call them “suckers”), and continuing to clip the plants to the twine; this pruning must happen every week, or things can get out of control in a hurry.
Once the cucumber vines reach the rafters, we turn them around and encourage them to grow back down. This is the fun part, because the work gets done while standing on drywall stilts in the greenhouse. Most drywallers I talk to can’t believe we use them on the uneven soil of the greenhouse, which just adds tough points to the whole process. Each plant now gets to have two stems.
Cucumbers are harvested between three and five times each week, depending on the weather, using a pruners to cut the fruit from the vine, and quickly moved to the cooler in plastic-lined totes so that they retain their moisture and flavor until we are ready to put them in your CSA box.

